That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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