Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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