I hate all girls vehemently.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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