Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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