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(516): View more from New York

I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.

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(347): View more from New York

Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.

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(440): View more from Ohio

im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs

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(641): View more from Iowa

I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.

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(941): View more from Florida

My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens

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