She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday