Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.