Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(416): View more from Ontario

She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.

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(916): View more from California

He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.

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(530): View more from California

That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?

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(801): View more from Utah

My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"

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(817): View more from Texas

Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.

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