gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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