maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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