If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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