so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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