my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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