You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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