your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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