Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
