Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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