just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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