I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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