Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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