i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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