hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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