like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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