some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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