Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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