She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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