At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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