I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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