it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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