i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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