please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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