This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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