Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right