You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together