He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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