I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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