Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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