Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
