So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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