He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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