i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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