It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
someone owes me an orgasm
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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