please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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