I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We don't watch enough power rangers
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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