Buhtt sex?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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