Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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