I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
So squirting runs in the family.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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