going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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