My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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