he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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