Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
