He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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