Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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