she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My pussy is not your playground.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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