That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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