Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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