At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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