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How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I could fuck to npr.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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