dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i think my mom watched the whole time
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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